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(Below story was automatically generated from the voice, please improve it.)
 
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Hello boys and girls, I hope you're ready
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Hello boys and girls, I hope you're ready for bed you brush your teeth, you've washed your face and you're in bed.
  
for bed you brush your teeth, you've
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So tonight's story is going to be called Shipshape.
  
washed your face and you're in bed so
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Now [[Andrex]] and [[Little Ted]] had been going on pause tube which is sort
 
 
tonight's story is going to be called
 
 
 
shipshape now [[Andrex]] and [[Little Ted]] had
 
 
 
been going on pause tube which is sort
 
  
 
of like YouTube but in doggy Ville it's
 
of like YouTube but in doggy Ville it's
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of candy topia now if you don't know
 
of candy topia now if you don't know
  
what candy topia is it is basically a
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what candy topia is it is basically a giant land full of candy
 
 
giant land full of candy
 
  
 
now I'm Drake's a [[Little Ted]] curious I
 
now I'm Drake's a [[Little Ted]] curious I
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yes this helicopter had broken down
 
yes this helicopter had broken down
  
after the chase with the weasel so he
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after the chase with the weasel so he was unable to use that and it takes a
 
 
was unable to use that and it takes a
 
  
 
lot of money to read to to make a plane
 
lot of money to read to to make a plane
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but first there to build the base wood
 
but first there to build the base wood
  
shall we have it I have no idea said
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shall we have it I have no idea said [[Little Ted]] too.
  
little said to so they decided to go
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So they decided to go through all of the bases that they could find
 
 
through all of the bases that they could
 
 
 
find
 
  
 
they had a metal one which was sleek and
 
they had a metal one which was sleek and
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streamlined they had a big pirate ship
 
streamlined they had a big pirate ship
  
e1 which was called yo-ho-ho but they
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e1 which was called yo-ho-ho but they didn't like how it looked
  
didn't like how it looked so they
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So they decided not to use them and there was a
 
 
decided not to use them and there was a
 
  
 
stone one it was called battle-ready
 
stone one it was called battle-ready
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not sank straight to the bottom so that
 
not sank straight to the bottom so that
  
left Oh need the metal one so they
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left Oh need the metal one  
  
decided to go with the metal one but in
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So they decided to go with the metal one but in
  
 
those days there were pirates so they
 
those days there were pirates so they
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with [[Little Ted]] said nuclear bombs
 
with [[Little Ted]] said nuclear bombs
  
buying drinks was like maybe not we
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buying drinks was like maybe not we really don't want that much
 
 
really don't want that much
 
  
 
and then [[Andrex]] suggested maybe maybe
 
and then [[Andrex]] suggested maybe maybe
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together some stuff and they ended up
 
together some stuff and they ended up
  
with some different cockpits there was a
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with some different cockpits there was a circle one a square one
 
 
circle one a square one
 
  
 
and a particularly streamlined one which
 
and a particularly streamlined one which
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a way to get in
 
a way to get in
  
god damn it said [[Andrex]] will have to
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god damn it said [[Andrex]] will have to try another one
 
 
try another one
 
  
 
so next Detroit square one builds big
 
so next Detroit square one builds big
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go fast when they test it out well boys
 
go fast when they test it out well boys
  
and girls I'll tell you what happened
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and girls I'll tell you what happened next
 
 
next
 
  
 
they sailed off with a map and a compass
 
they sailed off with a map and a compass
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to try and find candy topia so that's
 
to try and find candy topia so that's
  
all that I have time for today boys and
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all that I have time for today.
 
 
girls thanks for listening I hope you
 
  
enjoyed the story and dream of boats
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Boys and girls thanks for listening I hope you enjoyed the story and dream of boats.
  
  

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Hello boys and girls, I hope you're ready for bed you brush your teeth, you've washed your face and you're in bed.

So tonight's story is going to be called Shipshape.

Now Andrex and Little Ted had been going on pause tube which is sort

of like YouTube but in doggy Ville it's

called poor chew and recently they've

been learning on poor tube about legend

of candy topia now if you don't know

what candy topia is it is basically a giant land full of candy

now I'm Drake's a Little Ted curious I

wanted to find out if legend of candy

topia was real unfortunately they had to

go by boat or plane unfortunately and

yes this helicopter had broken down

after the chase with the weasel so he was unable to use that and it takes a

lot of money to read to to make a plane

and he turned Andrex didn't have that

much money so they had to go by boat

but first there to build the base wood

shall we have it I have no idea said Little Ted too.

So they decided to go through all of the bases that they could find

they had a metal one which was sleek and

streamlined they had a big pirate ship

e1 which was called yo-ho-ho but they didn't like how it looked

So they decided not to use them and there was a

stone one it was called battle-ready

but when they put it on the water you

can guess what happened boys and girls

not sank straight to the bottom so that

left Oh need the metal one

So they decided to go with the metal one but in

those days there were pirates so they

needed some weapons to defend themselves

with Little Ted said nuclear bombs

buying drinks was like maybe not we really don't want that much

and then Andrex suggested maybe maybe

some missiles and Little Ted was like

okay so they built the babies and put

some missiles on it at the front and

then Andric said we need a cockpit now

and then they found some spare cockpits

in Andrex's garage so they cobble

together some stuff and they ended up

with some different cockpits there was a circle one a square one

and a particularly streamlined one which

was very flapped but it gave a very good

view and added to the boat speed so they

decided to test them out know the Saffir

one they tested up first now they try to

fix it on but it looked very weird have

a Saphir and there wasn't really much of

a way to get in

god damn it said Andrex will have to try another one

so next Detroit square one builds big

and blocky and they did really know

where to put it

salandrich was like oops not that one

they only left the streamlined one so

they put it on the boat and it fitted

just perfectly next they needed a form

of trans power immediately Little Ted

was like say oh no we need maximum

capacity speed here

I suggest jets and then Android and then

little turtles like oh yes jets

so they put three jets on and boy did it

go fast when they test it out well boys

and girls I'll tell you what happened next

they sailed off with a map and a compass

to try and find candy topia so that's

all that I have time for today.

Boys and girls thanks for listening I hope you enjoyed the story and dream of boats.



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