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I hope you've brushed your teeth, you've washed your face and you're ready for your bedtime story.
 
I hope you've brushed your teeth, you've washed your face and you're ready for your bedtime story.
  
so tonight's story is the Golden Goose from favorite tables
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so tonight's story is the Golden Goose from favorite tables.
  
once upon a time there were three brothers  
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Once upon a time there were three brothers.
  
the youngest son was given the name of dumb
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The youngest son was given the name of Dummling and he was laughed at by his family and everybody else in the town.
  
name I was not that by his family and
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One day the eldest son went into the forest to cut some wood,
  
everybody else in the town one day the eldest son went into the forest got some wood
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his mother gave him a cake and a bottle of wine and off he went whistling cheerfully
  
his mother gave him a cake and a bottle of wine and a few and whistling
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but he had no sooner set to work when a little old man appeared
  
cheerfully but he had no sooner said
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I'm so hungry I'm thirsty. May I have some wine and cake he asked?
  
work the little old man appeared I'm so hungry I'm thirsty
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but the eldest son shook his head be off with you
  
may I have some wine and cake you asked
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he said gruffly: I will share my meal with no one  
 
 
but the eldest son shook his head be off
 
 
 
with you he said gruffly I will share my meal with no one  
 
  
 
but it seems the old man was going to get his revenge for
 
but it seems the old man was going to get his revenge for
  
with the very next wing of the axe it
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with the very next swing of the axe it landed on the eldest son's foot how he yelled  
 
 
landed on the eldest son's foot how he yelled  
 
  
 
the next day the second son decided to try his luck  
 
the next day the second son decided to try his luck  
  
and once again his mother gave him cake and wine the
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and once again his mother gave him cake and wine
 
 
little old man approached the second son
 
 
 
and Oster share his meal but the second son also refused he too was cut by the
 
 
 
next swing of the axe the next day
 
  
doubling the settle for the forest to cut some wood he was given only bread and water
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the little old man approached the second son and asked share his meal but the second son also refused,
  
but he was happy to share what he had with the little man
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he too was cut by the next swing of the axe the next day
  
you are a good boy sit there man and if you cut down luxury you will get your reward
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Dummling set off for the forest to cut some wood.
  
doubling he did as he was bid and was astonished to find the goose covered
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He was given only bread and water, but he was happy to share what he had with the little man.
  
entirely was going fellas I will go to the city and seek my fortune
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You are a good boy said the man and if you cut down that tree you will get your reward.
  
dummling decided this beautiful goose will give me luck as he strolled along
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Dummling he did as he was bid and was astonished to find a goose covered entirely with golden feathers
  
the name he passed a girl he got to see such a beautiful creature and
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I will go to the city and seek my fortune, Dummling decided. this beautiful goose will give me luck as he strolled along
  
stretched out her strap of her hand to strike it but mudgin had dismay when she
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the lane he passed a girl she gasped to see such a beautiful creature and
  
found that she could not take my hand away the goose was a magic goose and
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stretched out her hand to stroke it but imagine her dismay when she
  
whoever laid a finger on her thick
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found that she could not take her hand away
  
oldham feathers soon found themselvesstuck fast before many hours had passed
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The goose was a magic goose and whoever laid a finger on her thick golden feathers soon found themselves stuck fast before many hours had passed.
 
   
 
   
darling had collected two more
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Dummling had collected two more inquisitive girls and a parson all stuck fast one behind the other.
 
 
inquisitive girls and a parson all stuck
 
 
 
fast one behind the other as they
 
 
 
stumbled across the field they met the
 
 
 
bishop My dear parson you cried how do
 
 
 
you taken leave of your senses and you
 
  
reached out and caught the parson sleeve
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As they stumbled across the field they met the bishop
  
now he too was stuck fast and it wasn't
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My dear parson he cried how do you taken leave of your senses and you reached out and caught the parson sleeve
  
long before they were joined by a common
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now he too was stuck fast and it wasn't long before they were joined by a ploughman and a shepherd
  
and a shepherd after a time they reached the city and there in the palace near duckling and his daughter she had never
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after a time they reached the city and there in the palace near the king and his daughter she had never been known to smile and the King had promised her hand in marriage to the first person who was able to make her laugh well,
  
been noticed one and the King had promised her hand in marriage to the
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when she saw the three girls the parson the bishop the ploughman and the poor Shepherd all falling over one another behind Dummlings golden goose, she burst into peals of laughter.
 
   
 
   
first person who was able to make her laugh well when she saw there are three
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The king came running and Dummling lost no time in asking permission to marry
 
girls the parson the bishop the partner
 
  
and the poor Shepherd all falling over one another
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the princess hmm thought the king to himself I do not want this raggle taggle boy to marry my daughter
  
behind dumblings golden goose she passed into peals of Martha
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I must give him an impossible task to perform
  
they came came running and darling lost no time in asking permission to marry
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and when he fails I will be able to refuse him
  
the princess hmm thought they came to
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and so the king told Dummling that before the marriage could take place
  
himself I do not want this raggle taggle
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he would first have to find a man who could drink a whole cellar full of wine
  
boy to marry my daughter
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Dummling scratched his head
  
I respect him an impossible task to
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and then he remembered the old man in the forest but
 
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perform and when he fails I will be able
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when he returned to the glade the old man was not there
 
 
to refuse him and so they came told
 
 
 
dummling that before the marriage could take place
 
 
 
he would first have to find a man who
 
 
 
could drink a whole cellar full of wine
 
 
 
doubly scratched his head and then he
 
 
 
remembered the old man in the forest but
 
 
 
when he returned to the glade the old man was
 
 
 
instead you found a short man with a miserable face oh I am so terribly
 
 
 
thirsty you mind I'm already drunk a barrel of wine but I feel as if I could
 
 
 
drain and make dry you are just the man
 
 
 
I am looking for crab dummy and he led
 
 
 
the man to the Kingston the fat man
 
 
 
wrapped his hands with people this is a sight for sore eyes the short man
 
 
 
declared and soon he had emptied every
 
 
 
bottle keg cask and barrel
 
 
 
the king was more vexed than ever he
 
 
 
decided to set another task and this
 
 
 
time he made it even harder find me a
 
 
 
man you can eat a whole mountain of
 
 
 
bread do it well satisfied that but
 
 
 
darling you just went straight to the
 
 
 
forest and there he discovered a tall
 
  
thin man sitting I've just come full
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instead, he found a short man with a miserable face oh I am so terribly
  
force of bread for my supper but to just
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thirsty he groaned I have already drunk a barrel of wine but I feel as if I could drain a lake dry you are just the man
  
barely taken the edge of my appetite
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I am looking for cried Dummling and he led the man to the wine cellar
  
complained Dublin pull dice leave I know
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the fat man clapped his hands with glee this is a sight for sore eyes the short man declared
  
a place where you could each semester
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and soon he had emptied every bottle keg cask and barrel
  
when you're right back up the palace
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the king was more vexed than ever he decided to set another task
  
they cook set to work and needed that
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and this time he made it even harder
  
dough for a day under night when the
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find me a man who can eat a whole mountain of bread do it well satisfied that this would prove impossible
  
bread was piled high it filled the
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but Dummling you just went straight to the forest
  
entire courtyard the tour thin man ate
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and there he discovered a tall thin man sitting
  
and ate and ate and within hours there
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I've just had four ovenfuks of bread for my supper but to just barely taken the edge of my appetite, complained the man
  
was nothing left of the mountainous
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Dummling pulled on his sleeve I know a place where you could eat your fill
  
bread accepts one very fat man then the
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and he led him back to the palace
  
king said one last impossible quest for
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the cooks set to work and kneaded the dough for a day and a night
  
into me a ship that could sail on both
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when the bread was piled high it filled the entire courtyard.
  
on sea only marry my daughter
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the thin man ate and ate and ate and within hours
  
he declared this time darling found a
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there was nothing left of the mountain of bread except one very fat man
  
little of line waiting for him in the
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then the king set one last impossible quest
  
forest I have not forgotten your
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find for me a ship that can sail on both land and sea
  
kindness he said now look behind me then
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only then marry my daughter, he declared this time
  
was a great rush
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Dummling found a little  old man waiting for him in the forest
  
of canvas the most magnificent ship
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I have not forgotten your kindness he said
  
sailed into the grade when the King saw
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now look behind me then was a great rush of canvas as the most magnificent ship sailed into the grade  
  
a ship sailing over the fields towards
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when the King saw a ship sailing over the fields towards his castle,
  
his penis he knew he would have to give
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he knew he would have to give it
  
it and so doubling and the princess were
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and so Dummling and the princess were married they lived happily ever after.
  
married they lived happily ever after
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But back at home, Dummling's two brothers grew bitter and miserable and all for their lack of a good generous heart
  
but back at home dumblings two brothers
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All right boys and girls that's the end of the story.
 
 
grew bitter and miserable and all for
 
 
 
their lack of a good generous heart
 
 
 
all right boys and girls that's the end of the story.
 
  
 
I hope you enjoyed it and I will see you next time
 
I hope you enjoyed it and I will see you next time
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Hello boys and girls,

I hope you've brushed your teeth, you've washed your face and you're ready for your bedtime story.

so tonight's story is the Golden Goose from favorite tables.

Once upon a time there were three brothers.

The youngest son was given the name of Dummling and he was laughed at by his family and everybody else in the town.

One day the eldest son went into the forest to cut some wood,

his mother gave him a cake and a bottle of wine and off he went whistling cheerfully

but he had no sooner set to work when a little old man appeared

I'm so hungry I'm thirsty. May I have some wine and cake he asked?

but the eldest son shook his head be off with you

he said gruffly: I will share my meal with no one

but it seems the old man was going to get his revenge for

with the very next swing of the axe it landed on the eldest son's foot how he yelled

the next day the second son decided to try his luck

and once again his mother gave him cake and wine

the little old man approached the second son and asked share his meal but the second son also refused,

he too was cut by the next swing of the axe the next day

Dummling set off for the forest to cut some wood.

He was given only bread and water, but he was happy to share what he had with the little man.

You are a good boy said the man and if you cut down that tree you will get your reward.

Dummling he did as he was bid and was astonished to find a goose covered entirely with golden feathers

I will go to the city and seek my fortune, Dummling decided. this beautiful goose will give me luck as he strolled along

the lane he passed a girl she gasped to see such a beautiful creature and

stretched out her hand to stroke it but imagine her dismay when she

found that she could not take her hand away

The goose was a magic goose and whoever laid a finger on her thick golden feathers soon found themselves stuck fast before many hours had passed.

Dummling had collected two more inquisitive girls and a parson all stuck fast one behind the other.

As they stumbled across the field they met the bishop

My dear parson he cried how do you taken leave of your senses and you reached out and caught the parson sleeve

now he too was stuck fast and it wasn't long before they were joined by a ploughman and a shepherd

after a time they reached the city and there in the palace near the king and his daughter she had never been known to smile and the King had promised her hand in marriage to the first person who was able to make her laugh well,

when she saw the three girls the parson the bishop the ploughman and the poor Shepherd all falling over one another behind Dummlings golden goose, she burst into peals of laughter.

The king came running and Dummling lost no time in asking permission to marry

the princess hmm thought the king to himself I do not want this raggle taggle boy to marry my daughter

I must give him an impossible task to perform

and when he fails I will be able to refuse him

and so the king told Dummling that before the marriage could take place

he would first have to find a man who could drink a whole cellar full of wine

Dummling scratched his head

and then he remembered the old man in the forest but

when he returned to the glade the old man was not there

instead, he found a short man with a miserable face oh I am so terribly

thirsty he groaned I have already drunk a barrel of wine but I feel as if I could drain a lake dry you are just the man

I am looking for cried Dummling and he led the man to the wine cellar

the fat man clapped his hands with glee this is a sight for sore eyes the short man declared

and soon he had emptied every bottle keg cask and barrel

the king was more vexed than ever he decided to set another task

and this time he made it even harder

find me a man who can eat a whole mountain of bread do it well satisfied that this would prove impossible

but Dummling you just went straight to the forest

and there he discovered a tall thin man sitting

I've just had four ovenfuks of bread for my supper but to just barely taken the edge of my appetite, complained the man

Dummling pulled on his sleeve I know a place where you could eat your fill

and he led him back to the palace

the cooks set to work and kneaded the dough for a day and a night

when the bread was piled high it filled the entire courtyard.

the thin man ate and ate and ate and within hours

there was nothing left of the mountain of bread except one very fat man

then the king set one last impossible quest

find for me a ship that can sail on both land and sea

only then marry my daughter, he declared this time

Dummling found a little old man waiting for him in the forest

I have not forgotten your kindness he said

now look behind me then was a great rush of canvas as the most magnificent ship sailed into the grade

when the King saw a ship sailing over the fields towards his castle,

he knew he would have to give it

and so Dummling and the princess were married they lived happily ever after.

But back at home, Dummling's two brothers grew bitter and miserable and all for their lack of a good generous heart

All right boys and girls that's the end of the story.

I hope you enjoyed it and I will see you next time



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