Weasel Kicking

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Hello boys and girls, I hope you've brushed your teeth, you've washed your face you're ready for bed and you're ready for your story and you're in bed.

So, tonight's story is going to be called Bear kicking. (this was later renamed to Weasel Kicking.)

So, Little Ted and Andrex after their last adventure had been thinking about joining the local karate club in town which was sponsored by Arctic H. Paws, who is a polar bear, and he used to be a heavyweight boxer and he's doing a karate club.

So they decided to go along and do some karate.

Unfortunately the club costs money and you need five doggy cents and one doggy dollar to pay for a lesson

So they gathered up their savings and altogether they had two doggy cents and five doggy dollars which will definitely be enough.

So, off they wet to go to the karate club and maybe learn some karate.

So off they went, down the hill that led to their house, and through the busy marketplace of Doggyville, past the exhibition area and to a very big gray building.

It wasn't very pretty.

It had loads and loads of dark patches and there was mold starting to grow.

So Little Ted said to Andrex, 'Well, we might as well just go in there as we've already paid to money.'

So off they went back in.

How it reeked!

It smelled of socks, and bare feet, and most of all, a lot of

punching and kicking.

So they paid the money and started doing some karate.

Well, they didn't do too well.

Andrex kept near missing, and Little Ted kept being knocked over like he was a toy! (which he was)

So, they decided to go on a private lesson.

So they paid the money again, and they did some private lessons, and after quite a few days, they could do lots of karate.

They could do a front kick, a back kick, a side kick, reverse punch, high block, low block and they could do the first form, and the second form, and the first bostaff form.

so then they were feeling very

proud of themselves and they strolled

through the square not looking a bit smug

and while they were walking they noticed

there was a there was a weasel sneaking

into one of the stalls the weasel snuck

in grabbed a giant very very bright

crystal and rushed off and Jackson

Little Ted hurry back to the house on the hill

grab the Lamborghini and sped off after the critter

now the weasel went down an alleyway

Lamborghinis can't go down alleyways so

they stopped the Lamborghini at the side

and grabbed the motorcycle yes I know

Andrex had a motorcycle and a

Lamborghini so often zoomed after him

while the weasel was actually peddling a

motorcycle I mean a bicycle sir but then

they accidentally zoomed past him and

ended up crashing into a load of bins

slunk so they decided to well um fly

he hood in a helicopter I know it and

I've had a Lamborghini a motorcycle and

a helicopter oh my god so big hot into

the helicopter enough they weren't they

also decided to contact policeman

kangaroo I know I really really stupid

but still and soon he was on his way

bouncing after the after the rubber but

then he came to a dead end and when

Andrex and Little Ted got there

he was nowhere to be seen now on drugs

didn't particularly like digging bottom

weasels are known for going on the

ground so he started to dig until he

fell into a massive hole which was full

of precious artifacts there were rubies

and diamonds and fossils and they're

very bright crystal that they had seen

the weasel take and then the weasel

popped up and he was holding a gun so he

tried to shoot them but because they

were learning karate Andrex and

missiles had dodged ammo and the weasel

go hefty kick to the face

our must have hurt and she fell on the

ground and the gun fell into some water

and deactivated so then when policeman

kangaroo came they gave him all of the

stolen treasure and she returned it back

and they were given an award for bravery

and they were giving a cash reward of

five hundred Dougie dollars and fifty

doggie sentence which is quite a lot

mainly because the weasel had been

wanted for a very long time

however down in the pit burrow she was

plotting again now that's all I have time for today I hope you enjoyed the story.

Thank you for listening and dream of karate oh yeah.

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