Weasel Kicking

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Hello boys and girls, I hope you've

brushed your teeth, you've washed your

face you're ready for bed and you're

ready for his story I think in the bed

so tonight's story is going to be called

bear kicking so Little Ted and Andrex

after their last adventure had been

thinking about joining the local karate

club in town which was sponsored by

Arctic H pause who is a polar bear and

he used to be a heavyweight boxer and

he's doing a karate club so they decided

to go along and do some karate

unfortunately the club costs money and

you need five doggy cents and one

doggy dollar to pay for a lesson so they

gathered up their savings and altogether

they are two doggy cents and five doggie

dollars which will definitely be enough

so off they set to go to the karate club

and maybe learn some karate so if they

went down the hill that led to their

house and three the busy marketplace of

doggy view pause the exhibition area and

to a very big gray building it wasn't

very pretty it's hard loads and loads of

dark patches and there's mold starting

to grow yeah so Little Ted san Andrex

well we might as well just go in there

as we've already paid to money so if

they went back in how it wreaked

there were it smelled of socks

and bare feet and most of all lot of

punching and kicking so they paid the

money and started doing some karate well

um they didn't do too well and just kept

near missing and Little Ted kept being

knocked over like he was a toy so

decided to go on a private lesson so

they paid the money again and they did

some private lessons and after quite a

few days they could do lots of karate

they could do a front kick a back kick a

side kick reverse punch high block low

block and they could do the first four

months second form and the first post

our form so then they were feeling very

proud with themselves and they strolled

through the square not looking a bit

smug

and while they were walking they noticed

there was a there was a weasel sneaking

into one of the stalls the weasel snuck

in grabbed a giant very very bright

crystal and rushed off and Jackson

Little Ted hurry back to the house on

the hill

grab the Lamborghini and sped off after

the critter

now the weasel went down an alleyway

Lamborghinis can't go down alleyways so

they stopped the Lamborghini at the side

and grabbed the motorcycle yes I know

Andrex had a motorcycle and a

Lamborghini so often zoomed after him

while the weasel was actually peddling a

motorcycle I mean a bicycle sir but then

they accidentally zoomed past him and

ended up crashing into a load of bins

slunk so they decided to well um fly

he hood in a helicopter I know it and

I've had a Lamborghini a motorcycle and

a helicopter oh my god so big hot into

the helicopter enough they weren't they

also decided to contact policeman

kangaroo I know I really really stupid

but still and soon he was on his way

bouncing after the after the rubber but

then he came to a dead end and when

Andrex and Little Ted got there

he was nowhere to be seen now on drugs

didn't particularly like digging bottom

weasels are known for going on the

ground so he started to dig until he

fell into a massive hole which was full

of precious artifacts there were rubies

and diamonds and fossils and they're

very bright crystal that they had seen

the weasel take and then the weasel

popped up and he was holding a gun so he

tried to shoot them but because they

were learning karate Andrex and

missiles had dodged ammo and the weasel

go hefty kick to the face

our must have hurt and she fell on the

ground and the gun fell into some water

and deactivated so then when policeman

kangaroo came they gave him all of the

stolen treasure and she returned it back

and they were given an award for bravery

and they were giving a cash reward of

five hundred Dougie dollars and fifty

doggie sentence which is quite a lot

mainly because the weasel had been

wanted for a very long time

however down in the pit burrow she was

plotting again now that's all I have

time for today I hope you enjoyed the

story thank you for listening and dream

of karate oh yeah

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