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− | Hello boys and girls, I hope you've | + | Hello boys and girls, I hope you've brushed your teeth, you've washed your face you're ready for bed and you're ready for your story and you're in bed. |
− | + | So, tonight's story is going to be called Bear kicking. (this was later renamed to Weasel Kicking.) | |
− | + | So, [[Little Ted]] and [[Andrex]] after their last adventure had been thinking about joining the local karate club in town which was sponsored by Arctic H. Paws, who is a polar bear, and he used to be a heavyweight boxer and he's doing a karate club. | |
− | + | So they decided to go along and do some karate. | |
− | + | Unfortunately the club costs money and you need five doggy cents and one doggy dollar to pay for a lesson | |
− | + | So they gathered up their savings and altogether they had two doggy cents and five doggy dollars which will definitely be enough. | |
− | + | So, off they wet to go to the karate club and maybe learn some karate. | |
− | + | So off they went, down the hill that led to their house, and through the busy marketplace of [[Doggyville]], past the exhibition area and to a very big gray building. | |
− | + | It wasn't very pretty. | |
− | + | It had loads and loads of dark patches and there was mold starting to grow. | |
− | + | So [[Little Ted]] said to [[Andrex]], 'Well, we might as well just go in there as we've already paid to money.' | |
− | + | So off they went back in. | |
− | + | How it reeked! | |
− | + | It smelled of socks, and bare feet, and most of all, a lot of | |
− | + | punching and kicking. | |
− | + | So they paid the money and started doing some karate. | |
− | + | Well, they didn't do too well. | |
− | + | [[Andrex]] kept near missing, and [[Little Ted]] kept being knocked over like he was a toy! (which he was) | |
− | + | So, they decided to go on a private lesson. | |
− | + | So they paid the money again, and they did some private lessons, and after quite a few days, they could do lots of karate. | |
− | and | + | They could do a front kick, a back kick, a side kick, reverse punch, high block, low block and they could do the first form, and the second form, and the first bostaff form. |
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Revision as of 19:32, 7 June 2020
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(Below story was automatically generated from the voice, please improve it.)
Hello boys and girls, I hope you've brushed your teeth, you've washed your face you're ready for bed and you're ready for your story and you're in bed.
So, tonight's story is going to be called Bear kicking. (this was later renamed to Weasel Kicking.)
So, Little Ted and Andrex after their last adventure had been thinking about joining the local karate club in town which was sponsored by Arctic H. Paws, who is a polar bear, and he used to be a heavyweight boxer and he's doing a karate club.
So they decided to go along and do some karate.
Unfortunately the club costs money and you need five doggy cents and one doggy dollar to pay for a lesson
So they gathered up their savings and altogether they had two doggy cents and five doggy dollars which will definitely be enough.
So, off they wet to go to the karate club and maybe learn some karate.
So off they went, down the hill that led to their house, and through the busy marketplace of Doggyville, past the exhibition area and to a very big gray building.
It wasn't very pretty.
It had loads and loads of dark patches and there was mold starting to grow.
So Little Ted said to Andrex, 'Well, we might as well just go in there as we've already paid to money.'
So off they went back in.
How it reeked!
It smelled of socks, and bare feet, and most of all, a lot of
punching and kicking.
So they paid the money and started doing some karate.
Well, they didn't do too well.
Andrex kept near missing, and Little Ted kept being knocked over like he was a toy! (which he was)
So, they decided to go on a private lesson.
So they paid the money again, and they did some private lessons, and after quite a few days, they could do lots of karate.
They could do a front kick, a back kick, a side kick, reverse punch, high block, low block and they could do the first form, and the second form, and the first bostaff form.
so then they were feeling very
proud of themselves and they strolled
through the square not looking a bit
smug
and while they were walking they noticed
there was a there was a weasel sneaking
into one of the stalls the weasel snuck
in grabbed a giant very very bright
crystal and rushed off and Jackson
Little Ted hurry back to the house on
the hill
grab the Lamborghini and sped off after
the critter
now the weasel went down an alleyway
Lamborghinis can't go down alleyways so
they stopped the Lamborghini at the side
and grabbed the motorcycle yes I know
Andrex had a motorcycle and a
Lamborghini so often zoomed after him
while the weasel was actually peddling a
motorcycle I mean a bicycle sir but then
they accidentally zoomed past him and
ended up crashing into a load of bins
slunk so they decided to well um fly
he hood in a helicopter I know it and
I've had a Lamborghini a motorcycle and
a helicopter oh my god so big hot into
the helicopter enough they weren't they
also decided to contact policeman
kangaroo I know I really really stupid
but still and soon he was on his way
bouncing after the after the rubber but
then he came to a dead end and when
Andrex and Little Ted got there
he was nowhere to be seen now on drugs
didn't particularly like digging bottom
weasels are known for going on the
ground so he started to dig until he
fell into a massive hole which was full
of precious artifacts there were rubies
and diamonds and fossils and they're
very bright crystal that they had seen
the weasel take and then the weasel
popped up and he was holding a gun so he
tried to shoot them but because they
were learning karate Andrex and
missiles had dodged ammo and the weasel
go hefty kick to the face
our must have hurt and she fell on the
ground and the gun fell into some water
and deactivated so then when policeman
kangaroo came they gave him all of the
stolen treasure and she returned it back
and they were given an award for bravery
and they were giving a cash reward of
five hundred Dougie dollars and fifty
doggie sentence which is quite a lot
mainly because the weasel had been
wanted for a very long time
however down in the pit burrow she was
plotting again now that's all I have
time for today I hope you enjoyed the
story thank you for listening and dream
of karate oh yeah