Weasel Kicking
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Hello boys and girls, I hope you've
brushed your teeth, you've washed your
face you're ready for bed and you're
ready for his story I think in the bed
so tonight's story is going to be called
bear kicking so Little Ted and Andrex
after their last adventure had been
thinking about joining the local karate
club in town which was sponsored by
Arctic H pause who is a polar bear and
he used to be a heavyweight boxer and
he's doing a karate club so they decided
to go along and do some karate
unfortunately the club costs money and
you need five doggy cents and one
doggy dollar to pay for a lesson so they
gathered up their savings and altogether
they are two doggy cents and five doggie
dollars which will definitely be enough
so off they set to go to the karate club
and maybe learn some karate so if they
went down the hill that led to their
house and three the busy marketplace of
doggy view pause the exhibition area and
to a very big gray building it wasn't
very pretty it's hard loads and loads of
dark patches and there's mold starting
to grow yeah so Little Ted san Andrex
well we might as well just go in there
as we've already paid to money so if
they went back in how it wreaked
there were it smelled of socks
and bare feet and most of all lot of
punching and kicking so they paid the
money and started doing some karate well
um they didn't do too well and just kept
near missing and Little Ted kept being
knocked over like he was a toy so
decided to go on a private lesson so
they paid the money again and they did
some private lessons and after quite a
few days they could do lots of karate
they could do a front kick a back kick a
side kick reverse punch high block low
block and they could do the first four
months second form and the first post
our form so then they were feeling very
proud with themselves and they strolled
through the square not looking a bit
smug
and while they were walking they noticed
there was a there was a weasel sneaking
into one of the stalls the weasel snuck
in grabbed a giant very very bright
crystal and rushed off and Jackson
Little Ted hurry back to the house on
the hill
grab the Lamborghini and sped off after
the critter
now the weasel went down an alleyway
Lamborghinis can't go down alleyways so
they stopped the Lamborghini at the side
and grabbed the motorcycle yes I know
Andrex had a motorcycle and a
Lamborghini so often zoomed after him
while the weasel was actually peddling a
motorcycle I mean a bicycle sir but then
they accidentally zoomed past him and
ended up crashing into a load of bins
slunk so they decided to well um fly
he hood in a helicopter I know it and
I've had a Lamborghini a motorcycle and
a helicopter oh my god so big hot into
the helicopter enough they weren't they
also decided to contact policeman
kangaroo I know I really really stupid
but still and soon he was on his way
bouncing after the after the rubber but
then he came to a dead end and when
Andrex and Little Ted got there
he was nowhere to be seen now on drugs
didn't particularly like digging bottom
weasels are known for going on the
ground so he started to dig until he
fell into a massive hole which was full
of precious artifacts there were rubies
and diamonds and fossils and they're
very bright crystal that they had seen
the weasel take and then the weasel
popped up and he was holding a gun so he
tried to shoot them but because they
were learning karate Andrex and
missiles had dodged ammo and the weasel
go hefty kick to the face
our must have hurt and she fell on the
ground and the gun fell into some water
and deactivated so then when policeman
kangaroo came they gave him all of the
stolen treasure and she returned it back
and they were given an award for bravery
and they were giving a cash reward of
five hundred Dougie dollars and fifty
doggie sentence which is quite a lot
mainly because the weasel had been
wanted for a very long time
however down in the pit burrow she was
plotting again now that's all I have
time for today I hope you enjoyed the
story thank you for listening and dream
of karate oh yeah
